In which G.M. Norton defends the Duchess of Cambridge’s honour and challenges the French to a duel. Upon hearing that the Duchess of Cambridge had been ‘papped’ by the French gutter press after a most powerful parisian wind had somehow blown her clothes off of her, red-blooded men across the land will have rushed […]
My beloved imparted the sad news of David Bowie’s death at 7 bells on Monday morning. I was still coming around and she was dashing off to the office. It took a while for it to sink in. 69 years old. And just days after his birthday, when this daguerreotype was taken. I’m not claiming […]
What-ho, chumrades! It occurred to me that it’s been a jolly long time since I last proclaimed an expertly attired chap as one of my Style Icons. On the list that includes Cary Grant, Sir Roger Moore, Terry-Thomas and Sir Michael Caine, the last person to be added was one Patrick Grant. By a strange […]