My Vintage Life | Norton of Morton

In which G.M. Norton makes an appearance in a brand new vintage publication.

Today I have the honour of formally announcing some rather splendid news. Much to my delight, my musings have been included in a new publication, His Vintage Life, which is available from Messrs W.H. & Smith from the 5th of September.

This is the much-anticipated chap follow-up to the renowned and widely-read journal for vintage gals, Her Vintage Life.

Of course, this is not the first time my babblings have found themselves on magazine shelves, having written two gentleman’s guides in the delightful Pretty Nostalgic magazine. However, it is the first real feature containing actual pictorials of yours truly. The pictures were taken by the super talented Adele off of My Last Dollar Dress. Interested parties are directed to her Flickr webular page, The Fool’s Gold Mouthpiece Photography. 

With a three page feature on the topic of moustaches, I must confess to it revealing a rather shocking and uncharacteristic spurt of productivity on my part. Normal gentlemanly service will resume, I can assure you. Although I do have more exciting plans coming up that may require me to put another brief halt to my preferred leisurely pace.

3) Enjoy forty winks in the safe knowledge that you’ve earned it.

4) Upon being roused by a gentle prod and a fresh supply of biscuits, set course for the very beginning of this periodical: ‘The quest begins!’. This should keep you out of mischief.

G.M. Norton
Protagonist of ‘Norton of Morton’