A gentleman can never have too many pocket squares. Thankfully, they don’t take up much room so you don’t risk a nudge in the ribs by a significant other and phrases uttered such as ‘taking up space’, ‘put them on eBay’. Despite this, as my pocket square collection continues to swell, I’m becoming a little […]
I’ll let you into a little secret. Loafing is my favourite pastime. Like many people, I find it terribly difficult getting out of bed each day. I used to set an alarm, but I came to the conclusion that it was the invention of an evil dictator. Now I do my best to gently wake […]
Never let it be said, chums, that this periodical is formulaic and lacking in variety. To prove it, this week’s offering is on the subject of pasties, brought to you by my roving reporter, Mr Ryan Pike. Regular visitors will remember reading about his adventures at last year’s Chap Olympiad and the British Beard & […]
Crikey! This periodical reaches a rather important milestone tomorrow, dear readers. Believe it or not, the very first Norton of Morton periodical posting was published at 4 o’clock on Saturday 8th September 2012 – one whole year ago! Time for a birthday celebration, what? It’s fair to say that champagne corks will be flying at […]
In which G.M. Norton makes an appearance in a brand new vintage publication. Today I have the honour of formally announcing some rather splendid news. Much to my delight, my musings have been included in a new publication, His Vintage Life, which is available from Messrs W.H. & Smith from the 5th of September. This […]
A lovely lady from Scaramanga sent me an electronic telegram to ask if I would be interested in one of their leather bags. Seeing it as my duty to review one for you, I agreed without hesitation. You need to be assured of their quality, after all. Sharing a name with my favourite ever […]
Outfit details Beret: Je ne sais pas, Shirt: M&S via beneficiary boutique, Tie: Bows N Ties, Jacket: Curzon Classics, Pocket square: Cravat Club, Cords: Samuel Windsor, Briefcase: Faire Leather Co, Shoes: Loake Woodstock The more I delve into the history of menswear, the more I discover interesting items not usually seen on your typical man about town. A couple of years ago, […]
I was lucky enough to chance upon a hacking jacket, when I visited a vintage fair before Christmas. I briefly shared my purchase with you but I thought it was deserving of its very own posting. Made from a lovely tweed with greens and orange running throughout (and previously owned by a country gamekeeper no […]
I was recently asked to take part in a Style Challenge for the inaugural Eccles Day event, to encourage people to visit the Salford town made famous for its Eccles cake. The challenge was simple – to put together an outfit bought from the town centre for a meagre £15 and then parade it during […]
In which G.M. Norton gets his monocle steamed up by the Queen of Burlesque. Welcome to the third instalment of the ‘Smouldering sirens’ series run here at Norton of Morton, where I grant admittance to a rather lovely lady. Today’s lady in question and joining the fabled ranks of Grace Kelly and Marilyn Monroe is […]
In a rush to pursue my quest to lead a gentlemanly existence, it has only just occurred to me that there are men out there that need a little help and guidance with the classic men’s style of dress. So this week, I’m going to go back to basics a little. Do forgive if you […]
Another year has flown by here at Norton of Morton as this periodical has reached the ripe old age of three. Every single Saturday without fail, at precisely 4 o’clock in the afternoon, the latest slice of Norton of Morton goodness has arrived. Of course, I like to think that this is your highlight of […]
When I was five years old, I was interviewed by the local newspaper (goodness knows why). One of the questions posed to me was the old favourite, “What do you want to be when you grow up?”. My response was that a career in the police force beckoned. Possibly influenced by a plastic toy policeman […]
One might suppose that I am partial to a gin or three. If you have jumped to that conclusion about me, I must congratulate you and confirm that you are indeed correct. Rowan berries form the very soul of Caorunn Gin The people at Caorunn Gin must have made the same accurate assumption as they […]