Norton of Morton: May 2014

That chance encounter can happen anywhere – on public transport, standing in a queue, walking around an art gallery, at work, in a bar. The moment you meet an exquisite creature that stirs up a strong desire to overwhelm her with the ‘bold move’, all too often the incident runs as follows. 

The fair maiden – all cherry lips and eyes you get lost in. You – all nerves, incoherence and slobbering. Don’t be this man. With just a little effort, you can exude David Niven-like panache. 

Panache aplenty

Ever mindful that you can meet the girl of your dreams anywhere; always be prepared. Just as you may have your best underwear on should you be knocked down by a moving vehicle (chances are a mobility scooter), always be presentable. If you look good, you will feel good and confidence is the key to opening Pandora’s Box (or Catherine’s, or Jenny’s…).